natural.evolution–

why was my commute so perfect yesterday evening… it took me 25 min. to get home when its usually an hour… thanks pope
why are so many people in a tizzy that the pope wears prada.shoes… can’t he be fashionable and religious (I am lol)
why did I drop one of my favorite perfumes yesterday when I was taking my overnight bag out my trunk (had too many things in my hand)
why did the pink bottle shatter into little pieces on the street
why did my silly neighbor see the entire thing happen and say what’s that scent, something smells sweet over here
why did my other neighbor feel the need to tell me she likes my hair much better when its straight… did I ask for that random useless info
why has my friends wife been in labor since sunday… seriously that has to be torture
why does one of my favorite neo-soul/r&b singers go to my church now
why does it make me feel really self concious about singing and leading worship, because I know she could smoke me on the m-i-c lol
why do I know plenty of folks that have her cd, listen to her, even been to the concert and have sat next to her in church and never realized it lol
why is it feast or famine… now that I’m steps from a relationship.. people want to come out the woodworks professing love
why is one of my friends leaving me… he told me last night he’s going to war for two years
why am I really blown about that more because he’s married and a father of 5
why am I so fearful that something is going to happen to him… I know he’ll be okay because of what he does but it’s still that what if factor that scares me
why did he call me this morning like I know you worried all last night I should have never told you… I should have just disappeared for the 2 years lol
why do I love him so he always makes things better and gives the best advice
why was my commute so wonderful this morning… it took me 18 minutes to get to work… again thanks Pope, I need you to come to DC more often
why is their honey all over my desk at work lol
why did this idiot borrow my honey and sit the jar upside down but didn’t screw the lid on
why do I love honey so much
why is the starbux honey latte the nastiest thing I’ve ever tasted… even the barrista was like this ish sucks
why did my “honey” send me a letter in the mail… that made me grin ear to ear… I love handwritten correspondence
why am I still on here… I have a meeting in 1 minute… adios